Never play with a girl who can play 100x better.

Just to help some of you clueless fools out:
  1. Don't play with a girl who can play better.
  2. STOP being clingy. Really, we hate it. Leave us alone and give us some space.
  3. Just because she's not talkative doesn't mean she's mad, just that she's busy/focused/stressed/annoyed.
  4. Lying is unacceptable, along with cheating.
  5. You want to know the way to a girl's heart: Pssst, here's the secret: Talk to her, ask her how her day went, make actual conversation.
  6. If you're going to initiate a conversation, don't start it off with something dirty. We really don't enjoy talking/sexting dirty. It's uncomfortable.
  7. Call us. Texting is a lame excuse for a conversation.
  8. If you like us, ask us out. Don't pull the "whenever you want to hang out" card. Make plans.
  9. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
  10. "Talking" is bullshit, along with "friends with benefits."
  11. Don't make a move unless you're going to follow through.
  12. Pet names are nice when they aren't overused.
  13. Don't talk to our friends about the problems between us. Leave friends out of it.
  14. Don't move too fast, but don't be a turtle.
  15. Stop comparing us to every chick with tits you know. It's aggravating, immature, and brings our self confidence down.

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